Monday, January 09, 2006

Ugly People

The world hates black people, fat people, retarded people, wheelchair-bound people, Old People, Middle Eastern people, Armenian people, aging movie stars who don't get plastic surgery, aging movie stars who do get plastic surgery, Puerto Ricans, poor people, SUV Drivers, and gay people and Republicans.

But I suppose nothing is worse than being hated because you're ugly. That's gotta smart.