Smells Like Low Tide in Here
I just got a new roommate, Debralee. Problem is, she's obviously not my GirlFriend or BoyFriend, so I feel funny farting around her. I decided awhile ago that I just wouldn't. Unfortunately, I get really explosive morning gas like clockwork when I'm coming out of a deep sleep. I'm used to squelching them out really loudly for my last roommate--he always laughed and never objected. Sometimes my morning flatulence would even wake him up, though he was a heavy sleeper in a different room.
I gotta admit there's nothing better than ripping a morning fart in the privacy of your own bed, but now it is a habit I can't seem to break. Debralee has heard some of these gassers, I just know it. Should I just come clean, initiate a discussion, and risk a few laughs, or just try to curb it myself with beano or Gas-X or something?
posted by Theo Greene @ 7:41 PM
3 Comments:
An explosive fart is as good if not better than a loud sneeze.
Gesundheit.
I would try gas-x. How cool is she? Would the discussion go over like....a fart? You know her best.
My father always said 'honesty is the best policy.' Remember that honesty is as much about trust as it is about doing the right thing. For all you know Debralee is torturing herself with the same predicament. Moreover, this sort of thing could turn into a real form of intimacy for you.
Think of it--- after eating a slab of tofu, you could share a nice warm evening together on the couch... tootin' up a storm, with matching aerosol sprays within arm's reach.
the possibilities are endless. don't sell yourself short for a little hot air....
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