Commentary Moratorium

You'll all notice that I have disabled the 'comments' feature here in my blog. That is because someone had been posting inappropriate things, but please keep your private emails coming, you guys crack me up!

"'Theo Greene taught me how to douche, Theo Greene taught me how to live!" ----Dot Bowerchuck, Yankton, NE

"Yes, I am now a lesbian." ---Tucker Dean Simpkins, Prince Albert, Saskatchewan

"Just be prepared to run for the hills when they come at your balls with a binder clip." ---Anonymous