Thursday, July 21, 2005

West Coast Art

Today, I received an email containing 2 pictures of a very attractive man, and this note (I left all of the spelling and grammar errors in place) :

"I am doing an art project for my art degreee it is my senior project and I am looking for well shaped penies to cast and display into the shape of a tree titled the size of a man. I have done this withby casting 40 heads,chests, backs.arms, legs, hands, and feet now I need to finish off by casting the penises I would like to cast your penis. I will be in LA the weekend of Aug 12th "

I'm thinking I'd be a fool to pass this up, just for the sheer hotness behind the idea of my privates being included in a random piece of erotic art. Although I've enjoyed the MOCA here in Los Angeles, I have a nagging suspicion that art is measured in LA a little differently than it is in NY. Personally, I prefer art with a human depth that isn't often found in Hollywood. I confess to having lofty ideals and a well-honed sense of aesthetics, but in the past, an "Aesthetics of Art" conversation has always prevented me from getting laid, and I'm not about to let that happen again. Since I'm in Los Angeles, I' won't let lack of artistic value weigh on any of my decision-making. I'm just going to let curiousity lead me.

I'm really turned on that he wants to CAST my penis. How does he know that my penis is well shaped?

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