I'll "Bi" that for a dollar!

Never underestimate the effectiveness of the word Bisexual has in helping you get laid often. Simply tell guys you’re BI over the internet, and they’ll be lining up around the block to take a stab at you.

As a matter of fact, I just came from a very hot encounter with a bisexual slut off the internet. I’m hoping he could help me indulge my recurring fantasy of a switch-hit bi-threeway at a later date. I'd really like to see him again. All the important things were there: he was really great in bed, and he lived in a great Upper West Side apartment, not too far from my place in Morningside Heights. He also has expansion plans for his second floor, which will include an alcove with a sling, a black leather setee, and a St. Andrew's Cross.

I was thinking he was a keeper, until I discovered a strange net thing attached to the top of his head. I THINK IT WAS A PAUL HUNTLEY HAIRPIECE or Hairclub For Men!! Not cool. He also has a bitchy cat, and I'm very allergic.

But maybe I'm just looking for any old reason to diss him due to my fear of commitment. This will require some deep thought. A wise man should never underestimate the importance of a fuck bud who has a sex sling.