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I love pizza. And I live in NY, where the Pizza is perfect. It ought to be because it was invented by Christopher Colombus before he came to America and savagely killed all the Indians. But first, he built the Leaning Tower of Pizza while visiting his step sister, who lived in Italy. The point is, NYers have had plenty of time to perfect their Pizza Making technique and recipes. Tonight, I had some spare time and I made a great tasting pizza from scratch in my kitchen. It was delicious, and the crust turned out perfectly.

As I was eating, I burned the roof of my mouth terribly, which led to the cancellation of my fellatio date with my new Asian friend Jason from the gym who likes it when we play around in our sweaty jockstraps after a workout. It isn't wise to perform oral sex after you've burnt the roof of your mouth with sizzling pizza, so when he came over, I just played hard to get and hoped that he wouldn't notice if we didn't have sex. After 15 minutes of conversation, he whipped it out and I told him I didn't think I was up for it, so he said, "Oh, OK. Well, Bye." And he left. I told him I'd call him tomorrow, and he told me not to bother as the door slammed.