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Artie has been out of town for the entire summer, on business in Europe until September. I’m basically subletting his Hollywood apartment from him. He also had a friend who sold me a 1993 Mercedes, and I cashed in one of my mutual fund accounts to pay $7,000 cash. Artie totally hooked me up with shelter and an automobile in Los Angeles, and for that I’m eternally greatful.

How bitterly ironic, though, that his roommate (my current roommate) is an Indian guy with the prettiest eyes and one of the cutest bodies I have ever seen. If I am going to be shacking up with gorgeous Indian men wherever I live, I should at least be schtuping some of them, but it looks like this guy is str8 too, and I’m out of luck. Maybe he can at least tell me where to buy some Bollywood Gay Pornos.