Take me to a zoo that's got chimpanzees.

I just got home to find this letter in my emailbox:

"You know bro, we meant no disrespect. We both truly felt you were very
hot...for some reason there just wasn't chemistry for all 3 of us. It was
our first time and we are sorry for putting you through our awkwardness. We
think you were hot, and am sorry if you felt like we were kicking you out.


We would probably even get together again sometime...I think the 5 am thing is kind of a sketchy time too to meet people we don't know and were just on guard. Sorry for making you feel that way, as it really wasn't meant to hurt you. I think we would both wanted you to stay and hang more than just get right to business, but we couldn't help but dig in. You ARE a sexy man and understand if you are upset with us. Either way, you seem like a good guy and we wish you all the best. big hug"

THE END


Now, if I bring over a 6 pak of beer on my way over to your house for a threeway at 5am, I'd better at least bust a nut, but all I got this time was a cyber big hug.