Venial Vernaculars

This was compiled from a Craig's List forum in August, 2006.


Schlong
wee wee
hog
lil buddy
Bologne Pony
tool
prick
johnson
Schwing Thing
dick
purple headed yogurt slinger
Thor
Mr. Belvedere;
Jonathan Thomas;
tube steak
cock
plantano
rod;
meat;
pole;
meatpole
lunch
peteyboy
Peter
bennie (and the jets)
junior
manhood
My monkey
Willy, tally-whacker, ding-dong
Pixie Stick.
hoo-dilly
spike!
hoo-hah (genderfree genital slang in the south)
Schwantz
Schmeckel
Trouser trout.
lovetool
plucker
Weenie;
wiener;
wanger;
wanker
Mr. Happy