THICK crust

Well, it seems as though delivery guys here in LA aren't the same as the ones I'm familiar with from watching pornos. What was I just thinking? How did I just let an opportunity like this pass me by? The guy was smiley and hairy, and he was overzealous and overt but for some reason, I missed his hints. I guess I could have scored a side of head with my Pizza, but I only realized afterwards that when he asked "so what clubs do you go to?" He was trying to find out if I was gay. Well I don't really go out much and lately, I'm kind of a homebody, so his gaydar ping test and all of my allure were tanked by naiivete. He really did have a nice smile.