My neighbor gets laid.

Wow, my upstairs neighbor T.J. rarely has sex in the bedroom directly above mine, but tonight he was having the time of his life. His manly baritone woofs are more audible than he would have allowed if he knew I was involuntarily eavesdropping.

He is a very swarthy guy with a robust voice and very active social life. Late 40's I would say. Just today in the courtyard, I saw him again, and we exchanged the usual pleasantries. He smiled, and for the first time ever, he pinged on my radar screen, and I got turned on. Big time. I've had conversations with him often, and felt like sharing a beer, or shooting hoops. We've argued over parking spots (when I had my MBZ in the city for awhile.) We've argued over stupid neighbor shit. Like once, he came downstairs and started telling me I shouldn't be smoking pot, when I was really just burning sage with my windows open, I SWEAR.

Anyway, he is always very sheepish after we irk one another. Sometimes, living in Manhattan gets difficult and we both understand that. Confrontations between polite men exercises a base and crude side. I think it is a locker room thing for guys to sometimes go places with each other in an intimate, yet non sexual way. Who knows, but today, I was tittilated, especially after hearing him have sex with a woman who was REALLY enjoying it. She sounded like a REAL FLOOZIE too!! ~~~way to go, T.J.! ~~~